Top 10k strings from Mr. Grumpy (1993)(Garry Rowland)[a].tzx in <root> / bin / z80 / software / Sinclair Spectrum Collection TOSEC.exe / Sinclair ZX Spectrum - Games / [TZX] /
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3 s$=s$+i$(i)
1 t$="Ummm...":
1 t$="I'm Mr. Grumpy, what do you want!"
1 s$=s$+" ":
1 s$(w(i))>"/"
1 s$(w(i))<":"
1 o$=s$(w(m+j)
1 o$="thought like that"
1 o$="number":
1 c("a",i$):
1 Y`]`N`N`D`
1 Q@Q@J@J@D@
1 PFN-PRINT3
1 PFN-LENGTH3
1 PFN print system by Garry Rowland. All following code placed in the public domain. Delete REMs not required.
1 Grumpy
1 ;"{L9887}";
1 23638-82":
1 23637+256*
1 ,"Your vocabulary is most impressive.","Don't blame me!","Is that the best you can do!","Now I won't have any of that.","Think again buster.","Rubbish!","*, indeed!","What is * anyway?","You're telling me!","The world would be a different place without *!","That's what I say.","Is that physically possible?","Oh dear, oh dear.","There's no need to get excited."
1 ,"Who wants to know?","I don't know anything about *.","Let me see... *, I don't think I understand.","How many points do I score for answering that?","What I know about * is nobodies business!","Who cares!","How should I know?!","Go ask an Atari!","Do I look like anything that would know about a *?","If I were an Amiga, I would know what a * is!","* is happiness, or it is misery!","* is sometimes useful.","No!","I did!"
1 ,"What or where on Earth is a *?","I'm not really interested in *s.","I was last in the que when they were handing out *!","Do you need any batteries for *s","What use is a *?","Is this a new game?","I should find this interesting?","Yes, very interesting.","Is that it!","I'd like * one day","How depressing.","I wish I had *.","Why?","Don't I know it!","Have you anything to add to that?"
1 ,"What do you think I am, a cash machine?","I don't suppose you've got a modem?","How did you guess! That was the very number I was thinking of.","I think that must be the number of watts I've wasted talking to you!"
1 ,"That's helpful.","I wouldn't like to try that.","I couldn't do that","Not if my life depended on it!","Are you bearing in mind that I'm a computer?","* indeed!","Words fail me!","I might need a bit of help with that one.","I tried that once and blew my RAM!","Nothing would delight me more!","If only I could.","You would have to show me how!","You're asking for a lot aren't you?","Why don't you try that!"
1 ,"Still on about *?","Is this important?","One day I'll be able to answer that question!","I really haven't got time for this."
1 ,"Is that your IQ?","Is that your hat size?","I don't believe it, that's the number of times I've crashed this year!","So what's the VAT on that."
1 ,"Is that how much it would cost to replace me?","You are old aren't you!","How much is that in shillings and pence?","I could square that for you if I had a bit more RAM."
1 ,"Hello, is anybody in!","Well I'm plugged in, how about you?","Knock knock...","Well isn't that typical. I go to the trouble of getting filling RAM with my wonderful self and you go off on a journey to another planet!","Go on, make my day. Tickle my keys!","Come on, key in or turn off!"
1 ,"Have you got a thing about *?","Yes, I can see *s are really important to you!","So, your world revolves around * does it?","Are your fingers stuck on the keys? Try moving them around a bit!"
1 ," i "," I "," im "," I'm "," ive "," I've "," youre "," you're "," youve "," you've "," youll "," you'll "," dont "," don't "," cant "," can't "," wont "," won't "," arent "," aren't "," havent "," haven't ","ouldnt ","ouldn't "
1 ," are "," am "," were "," was "," you "," I "," your "," my "," yourself "," myself "," youre "," I'm "," ive "," you've "," im "," you're "," me "," you "," didnt "," don't "," wont "," will "
1 )+o$+t$(i+1
1 )+d$+o$(j+
1 "what ","can","was","are","is ","when ","will ","would","shall ","how ","do "," ":
1 "that ","this ","so ","oh "," ":
1 "let ","don","go ","tell ","put ","say","give"," ":
1 "i ","you","we","my ","the ","a "," ":
1 "can you","can i ","i dont","you are","youre","i feel","why dont you","why cant i ","are you","i cant","make ","making ","to ","i want","because","sorry","no ","your ","always","think","like","yes","stupid","silly","not ","who cares"," "
1 "a ","the ","this ","that ","those ","your ","my ","on ","be "," ":
1 "What a shame!","Well it's no good moaning to me about it.","What about your *?","I don't want to talk about *.","Really?","I'm not surprised.","Are you sure *?","I think not.","Really, in what way?","I can't stand *s.","I thought so!","I knew you would end up agreeing with me!","What's so silly about *?","We all make mistakes!","Why not *?","I suppose you're going to say that's my fault!"
1 "So you're not interesed * then?","Well what DO you want to talk about!"," "
1 "No, perhaps it's you that's *!","ME! *?","Why can't you?","So, I can't *!","Why should I make *?","I think I'd rather plot a graph.","Do you expect ME to *!","Offer me a couple of megabytes and I'd * day and night!","Well I want * too!","I wonder if Big Bird has got *?","That explains everything!","That makes sense.","And so you should be!","It's no good being sorry."
1 "I should be able to *, but I won't!","I suppose you don't think I can *.","Only if you were as clever as I am.","Who would want to *?","What makes you think I'm *?","And you wish you were * too?","Why don't you *?","Well I do *!","Oh I am sorry, do you often feel *?","Do you enjoy feeling *?","What a good idea. Perhaps I will *!","Maybe I will, maybe I won't","Why should you be able to *?","Why can't you *?"
1 o=0 if object not required
1 Test if object$ required
1 Strip punctuation etc,get number of words and sentence type
1 Statements
1 Skip space padding
1 Sentence types
1 Search data for match in s$
1 Scroll line up
1 Replies to statements
1 Replies to questions
1 Replies to numbers
1 Replies to null string
1 Replies to exclamations
1 Replies to directives
1 Read output string
1 Questions
1 Object not found
1 Object clues
1 Not used but required by GOSUB
1 Mr. Grumpy (PD)1993 by Garry Rowland
1 Look for numbers
1 Last attempt to find object
1 Key-phrase data pointers
1 Insert object
1 Handle numeric input
1 Handle null input
1 Get value of an input number
1 Get input
1 Find reply to sentence
1 Find reply to question
1 Find reply to exclamation
1 Find reply to directive
1 Find programmed response to key phrase
1 Find object using object clues
1 Exclamations
1 Exchange pronouns etc
1 Don't bother if there is more input to parse
1 Directives
1 Data for key-phrase mode
1 Count words in key phrase or clue
1 Confirm sentence type
1 Choose parse method
1 Change references to self and add apostrophes
1 Cap I & apostrophies
1 Base reply on sentence type
1 Base reply on key-phrase